Celebrity Horoscope for John Cleese

You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.

TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.

You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.

TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.

You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.

Fewer than two planets in Air signs
ABOUT YOUR IDEAS

You probably don't think or reason things out quite the way that other people do. Detached, objective thinking is just not one of your stronger innate abilities.

It probably takes considerable effort for you to express yourself and you may even be distrustful of smooth and fast talkers.

Although the university life per say may not be your thing, continuing education is necessary. If you do not allow tolerance for cultural diversity, you may suffer from corresponding rigid physical symptoms such as arthritis.

TIP: Attend some classes, workshops and seminars on topics of interest.

Since book learning probably brings frustration, learn more from hands on experience. Instead of people telling you, have them show you. Add some wind chimes and mobiles to your environment. Do regular breathing exercises. Have someone teach you pranayama which is the yogic science of breathing. Make a conscious effort to find an appropriate outlet for detachment.

Fewer than two planets in Mutable signs
FLEXIBILITY IS GOOD

In order to get more done, become more willing to compromise. The more that you can bend to circumstance, the less likely you are to break. Learn to accommodate other people.

TIP: Take a class in yoga.

Five or more planets in Fixed signs
YOUR FORCE OF HABIT IS STRONG

More than likely, you're determined, purposeful and persistent. You could also be more introspective, strong-willed, slow and deliberate than most people. Before you act, you like to turn things over and over. Maybe you're more than a touch inflexible and stubborn. At any rate, you are not easily pushed, pulled or pressured. Once you've made up your mind, you stand your ground with firm conviction.

Once you make up your mind and are willing to pay the price, you usually get what you want. It may take time, and you may have to overcome obstacles, but that is no matter. If you are committed, you are a powerhouse. After you overcome inertia, you're persevering, steady and stable.

Essentially, you're a strong individual, an extremely good friend, a formidable enemy, prone to intense likes and intense dislikes. You live relatively in the world of black and white.

You've little time for superficial people, places or things.

You prefer deep commitment, deep conversation and deep thoughts. If you can't tell it like it is, you prefer to keep quiet. It should be mentioned that you have your share of secrets.

Your eyes. We could write a whole book about the looks that you give. We'd have a chapter on staring and a chapter on x-ray vision. No doubt people say things about your eyes: "If looks could kill," "I feel like you're mentally undressing me," etc.

You've proven to everyone that you can hold on. Your staying power is second to none. Now learn to let go. Every day find something to sell, give away, throw out or burn. If you want to get the most out of life, let go of old crap, literally, figuratively, and most of all, psychologically.

You have forgiveness issues that tend to make your personal relationships challenging. People whisper about your sex life. They dare to include you in their most passionate fantasies. Love it or hate it, yours is the fate of a "sun sign Scorpio." You must contend with powerful desires.

Your emotional life is hot. You're brilliant and imaginative. You quickly respond to your feelings. Your reactive powers are fast. Your ability to make quick decisions is a great gift. You're somewhat competitive and have natural leadership abilities. When you're aroused, you will fight for what is right.

Under stress, you may be rash and hasty. You can react before you think. To cut back on stress and find satisfaction, share your winning ways with an audience. There is a public out there who wants you to self-actualize.

TIP: Instead of giving folks advice, appeal to their self interest.

You may have some but not all headaches which are related to an internalized and unconscious need for punishment. Free yourself from such punishment programs. To cut back on stress and find the satisfaction you need, have your head massaged then start a self improvement project.

In love, you prefer a here and now, what have you done for me lately, what can I do for you today approach. You will benefit from the purchase of some of the tools of love.

Some but not all of your needs are new and different. You also need some people, places and things that are fast, hot and red. Make it part of your lifestyle to eat some red hot chili peppers.

You're suspicious, curious and probing for the truth. You have natural detective instincts and analytical abilities. Your psychological insight is shrewd. Your ability to do original research is profound.

Passion matters to you and your affairs can be an all-consuming experience. You're not satisfied with anything less than the total fulfillment of desire. When you do not receive gratification, your love can turn into hate.

You don't get angry so much as you experience emotional discord. Unpredictable actions follow. By conventional (boring) standards, you get kinky. The question isn't when or how, but do you have fun?

The more you become self-sufficient and learn to think for yourself, the easier your life will become. Opportunities for growth and expansion can be created through your natural enthusiasm. Assert yourself through adventure.

You can get past your limits by developing your personal resources and your character. It is your task to become self-reliant. You don't like to wait.

You get a 7-year itch to free yourself from antiquated value systems. You're resourceful and can be excited by some but not all forms of risk taking. Explore new ideas about money, finance and the environment. When you feel subservient to your business, it is time to reform your business.

Become more receptive to new methods and tools to make your work place more conducive to creativity and productivity. Get more plants for your office, learn new ways to blend the spiritual with the material.

You're here to find yourself, be yourself and express yourself. The hell of it is that jealousy and power struggles are issues you must squarely face. Jealousy is not necessarily a trait of yours. However, you'll have to deal with the jealousy of your peers and in business.