Celebrity Horoscope for Michael Barrymore

You tend to be the practical sort: down to earth and concerned with material comfort and security. You favor "the real world." Inspirations, feelings and ideas don't mean so much to you as do practical applications, immediate ramifications and tangible results. Concrete facts are your thing. If you can't see it, smell it, hear it, feel it, taste it or touch it, you figure it isn't significant. Dreams and theoretical considerations might not mean much to you.

Being pragmatic, you don't usually take chances with your time, money, energy or your feelings. You tend to be dependable, although folks in the fast lane may find you a bit conservative and dull.

If you find that you're becoming bored or depressed, you should realize that your values are misplaced, and that your sense of security is false. If you're not happy, change your status quo and embrace the unknown. When paralyzed by fears and inhibitions, breathe deeply and move slowly and deliberately towards what you want.

If you put your mind to it, you could cultivate your green thumb. Outward beauty is important to you. Working with your hands can pay off. You can shape the materials of the earth into sellable products. You're well suited to have your own business, provided that you've chosen it.

Fewer than two planets in Mutable signs
FLEXIBILITY IS GOOD

In order to get more done, become more willing to compromise. The more that you can bend to circumstance, the less likely you are to break. Learn to accommodate other people.

TIP: Take a class in yoga.

Five or more planets in Fixed signs
YOUR FORCE OF HABIT IS STRONG

More than likely, you're determined, purposeful and persistent. You could also be more introspective, strong-willed, slow and deliberate than most people. Before you act, you like to turn things over and over. Maybe you're more than a touch inflexible and stubborn. At any rate, you are not easily pushed, pulled or pressured. Once you've made up your mind, you stand your ground with firm conviction.

Once you make up your mind and are willing to pay the price, you usually get what you want. It may take time, and you may have to overcome obstacles, but that is no matter. If you are committed, you are a powerhouse. After you overcome inertia, you're persevering, steady and stable.

Essentially, you need to be assured that everything's O.K., safe and secure. Once that's taken care of you are ready for gracious living. That is to say, you need some good food, antique furniture and passionate sex, possibly with extra probing fingers. You like to touch nice things, own nice things, wear nice things, eat nice things and have nice things. Touch or the physical world is real and gives comfort. In fact, "I Have" is something of a Taurean philosophy of life.

It is important that you acquire some mastery over the physical, practical and earthly world. Then, paradoxically, you must learn to let go. You will only find security by acquiring a sense of self that is separate from what you possess. Actually, it's not so much about what you possess, but about not being in "survival jeopardy".

Emotionally you're not cold so much as you are thoughtful. Unless there are conflicting signals in other sections of your reading, you're probably not often accused of being too sentimental or gushy. When you're under stress you analyze. No doubt to this day there is something steadfast and meticulous about you. You can be a perfectionist. One way or another, you like to solve people's problems.

TIP: Perfectionism and excellence are two sides of the same coin. One focuses on eliminating deficiencies. The other focuses on increasing quality. Learn to balance the two.

Add some green and brown to your wardrobe. Get a little kinky with food. Find new uses for chocolate sauce and licorice whips. Eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream off your lovers nipples.

You're methodical and discriminating. You can be very fussy as well as practical. You have some natural business instincts.

However, it is necessary for you to be some kind of a health nut. Find an exercise program that's right for you. Make regular visits to a health food grocery store. Invest in fresh organic fruits and veggies and food supplements.

In a flash, you can change your mind and your point of view. Direct, assertive and forceful communication is probably your style. You're impulsive, impatient, outspoken and tend to speak first and think later.

Loyalty, consistency and faithfulness matter to you. You appreciate people, places and things that are solid and dependable. You have a taste for luxury and posh surroundings.

Deep emotions and strong desires are yours. You spare no effort to deeply probe many secrets. Your sex life is the best, or the worst. Having sex with you can be heavenly or hellish. You're hot stuff, volcanic actually.

Prosperity and abundance are part of your natural philosophy. You like the nice things that money can buy. Perhaps sometimes you're overly self-indulgent and other times you're generous. Having the right values will insure your success.

For you to get past your limits, you need to work to create a fair balance between your individual needs and your needs to be part of a couple. Your personal successes and the amount of pleasure you are allowed from intimacy are ruthlessly correlated to your integrity.

To become yourself it may be necessary to make a break away from your home and family. Your personal life is unsettled. Probably you're fond of electronic devices. You get a 7-year itch to free yourself from restrictive domestic situations.

It is probably a good idea for you to steer clear of people heavily involved with alcohol and religious fanaticism. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks focus your mind exclusively on the meanings of this statement, "All observation tends to be self observation."

You're here to find yourself, be yourself and express yourself. The hell of it is that jealousy and power struggles are issues you must squarely face. Jealousy is not necessarily a trait of yours. However, you'll have to deal with the jealousy of your peers and in business.