Celebrity Horoscope for Neil Foster

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

Five or more planets in Mutable signs
YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS

You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.

You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.

It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.

TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want.

Fewer than two planets in Cardinal signs
BEGIN SOMETHING NEW

If you are what you do, what have you done for yourself lately? Give yourself permission to move ahead and take the next step.

Essentially, you need to be assured that everything's O.K., safe and secure. Once that's taken care of you are ready for gracious living. That is to say, you need some good food, antique furniture and passionate sex, possibly with extra probing fingers. You like to touch nice things, own nice things, wear nice things, eat nice things and have nice things. Touch or the physical world is real and gives comfort. In fact, "I Have" is something of a Taurean philosophy of life.

It is important that you acquire some mastery over the physical, practical and earthly world. Then, paradoxically, you must learn to let go. You will only find security by acquiring a sense of self that is separate from what you possess. Actually, it's not so much about what you possess, but about not being in "survival jeopardy".

Your emotional life is not as sticky as some people. You're self conscious, and prefer to be rational rather than cloying. You're verbal and like to talk things out. You have good mental reflexes. You can be easily bored.

Under stress you can get chatty and restless and jump from subject to subject, sometimes incoherently to others. To cut back on stress and find emotional satisfaction you need a variety of intellectual pursuits.

You are flirtatious, love word play and can be turned on with whispers. You like to talk about sex.

Travel can be encouraging and a short trip is usually welcome. A traditional domestic life may not be for you. The bottom line is that you're restless and need change and communication. Find the right balance between your emotions and your logic.

Typically, you're not at a loss for words. More likely you can earn a living through your voice, ideas and powers of persuasion. You're quick, clever, curious, versatile and witty.

Good conversation and a variety of interests matter to you. You appreciate diversity. Once you develop an intellectual rapport with someone, the flirting really escalates. You can increase your powers of attraction literally through the wink of an eye.

You can go get what you want in a headstrong, direct and aggressive way. You want what you want when you want it -NOW! Your personal desires urge you to take the initiate. You need to express yourself with passion and vigor.

To reap the full benefits of a full spiritual life, you need something that combines the powers of imagination with emotions. You need to be part of a community that has a relationship with "GOD". You're popular and need to choose your friends carefully.

Destiny has given you social responsibilities and problems to solve. Your growth is contingent upon a break from the past. New friendships and new associations bring new security. Accelerate the rate at which you network.

It is important that you free yourself from a restrictive romantic life. Enjoy some liberating artistic expressions. You get a 7-year itch to allow creative spirits to motivate and excite you. Unique fun and bizarre amusements are yours. Do others find your wardrobe unusual and unsettling?

Write the affirmation "Divine prosperity brings me plenty of fabulous riches and fabulous orgasms. Divine prosperity helps those who help themselves." 7 times a day for seven weeks. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks, concentrate your mind exclusively on the meanings of "power".

Once you're truly committed to a project, the service and support you offer are tremendous. Deal with important rituals on a daily basis. Have one arena in your life where you can work to establish perfect order. When all seems lost, learn new skills.