Celebrity Horoscope for Scatman Crothers

You might come across as being cool, aloof and dispassionate. You may even have cold hands or feet, become easily chilled and have a slow metabolism. Without a lot of work, life's fast lane is probably not for you.

TIP: Add more red coloring to your wardrobe and your environment. Add ginseng to your diet. Eat more spicy foods, especially cayenne pepper. Enjoy more moderate physical exercise early in your day. Get a home that faces south. Live in a warm, sunny environment. Use a fireplace or a wood stove. Burn candles.

Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

Five or more planets in Cardinal signs
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING

You like to start things and take the initiative. You have to act, but do not like to be told what to do. You are restless, energetic, driving, outgoing, opportunistic and ambitious. You're full of primal energy and do not cope well with direct and constant supervision. You're suited for self-employment, or the kind of work where you are in charge. Probably, you're more busy than bored.

TIP: Learn to delegate in order to become a better leader.

You've a strong outward orientation to career, love, home and family. Deal directly with surroundings and others.

Essentially, you're articulate, versatile and adroit. Put another way, you like variety. You're an idea person. It seems that your mind naturally likes to go from subject to subject. You have varied interests and like to keep up with what's going on in the world. You are encouraged to cultivate your natural communication skills. You're the original "quick study" who grasps facts, concepts and ideas. On the other hand, you can get bored easily and do not like things to drag along.

TIP: To be your best, you need open lines of communication.

Your best friends are the ones who appreciate your sense of humor. Follow your curiosity. Travel and education tend to bring out the best in your personality. Meet some new people.

Your emotional life is intense, willful and desirous. Your gut feelings motivate you more deeply than anybody knows. Develop the courage to fathom the complex passions that lie in your subconscious.

You're often aware of people's secret motives. You wield power and sensitivity. Keep abreast of developments in the field of psychology, you're a natural.

There is a possibility you may have massive jealousy and possessiveness issues which are rooted in early childhood. You need to purge yourself of murky, stagnant emotions. Maintain a balance between how low you go and how high you rise.

TIP: Your own condemnation can hold you back. You can free yourself through forgiveness.

Probably your mother knew how to yank your chain and push your emotional buttons. She could employ subtle means of control. You are more than clever, you're shrewd and always hungry for more. Happiness may allude you until you learn to state your goals clearly and give yourself specific rewards. Savor your successes. Enjoy your plateaus.

You're strangely magnetic and alluring and are wise to mate with those who sense your moods and keep abreast of your intense desires, joys and ecstasies.

Find yourself on secret getaways and close encounters of the intimate kind. Buy a hot tub or make the most of your bathing space. You might benefit from a weekly enema.

Once you can cultivate your sexual energy you will have vast ambition, courage and executive power to draw upon. Magic will happen. You'll need it because your work is important, albeit somewhat mysterious.

Typically, you're not at a loss for words. More likely you can earn a living through your voice, ideas and powers of persuasion. You're quick, clever, curious, versatile and witty.

Your love is ardent and encouraging. You can be passionate, impulsive and sensuous. Romantic adventures matter to you. Venus encourages you to actively assert yourself in the spirit of love.

You're somewhat stealthy about your energy and powers. You hide what you've got and you go get what you want indirectly, depending upon your moods and instincts. Ritualized bathing will energize you.

Capitalize on your poise, hospitality and sense of justice. With the right partner you can do anything. Work with people you can rely upon. Also, learn to count more upon yourself. You can do big things with your charm and sincerity.

You can get past your limits by putting your practical affairs and your finances in order. It is your task to find security without being cheap or excessively materialistic. Remember that you are a spiritual being enjoying a physical existence.

You're something of a constructive nonconformist. You get a seven-year itch to establish new traditions. It is important that you free yourself from restrictive responsibilities and corporate interests. You can succeed by combining hard work with innovation. You can challenge authority, society and the status quo.

When it comes to home, family and country you're part of a generation that tends to be idealistic. Your religious beliefs are sentimental. If your very foundation seems uncertain, take another look at what makes you feel secure.

Knowledge is your greatest power. Part of your job is to speak the unspeakable. Reorganization is the permanent condition of a vigorous mind. It is extremely important that you exert more conscious willpower over your own thoughts and speech.