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Jon Stewart

Born November 28, 1962

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Elements and Qualities:

Four or more planets in Fire signs
THE FLAMES OF YOUR PASSION

You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.

TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.

You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.

TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.

You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.


Fewer than two planets in Air signs
ABOUT YOUR IDEAS

You probably don't think or reason things out quite the way that other people do. Detached, objective thinking is just not one of your stronger innate abilities.

It probably takes considerable effort for you to express yourself and you may even be distrustful of smooth and fast talkers.

Although the university life per say may not be your thing, continuing education is necessary. If you do not allow tolerance for cultural diversity, you may suffer from corresponding rigid physical symptoms such as arthritis.

TIP: Attend some classes, workshops and seminars on topics of interest.

Since book learning probably brings frustration, learn more from hands on experience. Instead of people telling you, have them show you. Add some wind chimes and mobiles to your environment. Do regular breathing exercises. Have someone teach you pranayama which is the yogic science of breathing. Make a conscious effort to find an appropriate outlet for detachment.


Five or more planets in Mutable signs
YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS

You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.

You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.

It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.

TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want.


Fewer than two planets in Cardinal signs
BEGIN SOMETHING NEW

If you are what you do, what have you done for yourself lately? Give yourself permission to move ahead and take the next step.



SUN in your chart -- your "stellar" qualities:

Sun in Sagittarius
EXPANSIVE SELF-EXPRESSION

Essentially you're a good sport. The question is, "What's your game?"

TIP: Aim high and roam free.

When you are naturally enthusiastic, folks tend to like you. Cultivate your natural tolerance and you will be able to get along with many different types of people. You can get the power of positive thinking to work overtime. To do so, you must clarify your ideals and pursue your spirit of adventure. The ancients believed that turquoise could counter negative vibes and relieve melancholia for Sagittarians.



MOON in your chart -- your personal "lunar landscape":

Moon in Sagittarius
EXPANSIVE INSTINCTS

Much of your emotional life can be exuberant and adventurous. For the most part you're a good sport and like to have a good time. You're somewhat far seeing and wonderfully adaptable. Unless there are other indicators in your report, your mother did her own thing and left you your space.

You could be of two minds. Sometimes you're preachy, other times you're naturally philosophical and open minded. Under stress you can make light of things. You can maintain a cheerful if somewhat abstract attitude, then you get restless and leave. You could be a natural for sales work.

You like cheerful dates in restaurants that feature international cuisine. Humor, laughter and mirth turn you on. If you want to jump start a relationship, a visit to a comedy club could turn into a hot date. You could also enjoy running, skiing, bike riding and dancing. When you're mating you can be the king or queen of quickies.

Open spaces, travel and education can be for you. You've idealistic, independent, have a roving eye and do not like to be tied down. When you are inspired, act decisively.



MERCURY in your chart -- your "mercurial" character:

Mercury in Sagittarius
EXPANSIVE CONCEPTS.
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

Dry humor is one of your better characteristics. You're quick and bright and make your point. In bed you can be both vigorous and vocal. You're probably not afraid to ask your partner what turns them on.



VENUS in your chart -- your "Venusian" sensibilities:

Venus in Scorpio
INTENSE AFFINITY.
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

Passion matters to you and your affairs can be an all-consuming experience. You're not satisfied with anything less than the total fulfillment of desire. When you do not receive gratification, your love can turn into hate.



MARS in your chart -- your "martial" self:

Mars in Leo
DRAMATIC MOTIVATIONS.

Perhaps you think you're the queen or the king and that justifies your temper. You get what you want with a dramatic and sometimes melodramatic flourish. You can go after success, recognition, attention and applause.



JUPITER in your chart -- your "jovial" character traits:

Jupiter in Pisces
COMPASSIONATE ENCOURAGEMENT.

To reap the full benefits of a full spiritual life, you need something that combines the powers of imagination with emotions. You need to be part of a community that has a relationship with "GOD". You're popular and need to choose your friends carefully.



SATURN in your chart -- your "saturnian" self:

Saturn in Aquarius
FRIENDLY DECISIONS.

Destiny has given you social responsibilities and problems to solve. Your growth is contingent upon a break from the past. New friendships and new associations bring new security. Accelerate the rate at which you network.



URANUS in your chart -- your "uraniuan" traits:

Uranus in Virgo
HELPFUL LIBERATION.

Your work life can be erratic; reform your work place. Make some inquiries. You get a 7-year itch to have an unusual job, and learn to do your job in unusual ways. Parts of your diet are unsettling.



NEPTUNE in your chart -- your "neptunian" side:

Neptune in Scorpio
INTENSE FANTASY.
NEEDS REVELATIONS.

Write the affirmation "Divine prosperity brings me plenty of fabulous riches and fabulous orgasms. Divine prosperity helps those who help themselves." 7 times a day for seven weeks. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks, concentrate your mind exclusively on the meanings of "power".



PLUTO in your chart -- your "plutonian" tendencies:

Pluto in Virgo
HELPFUL CLEANSING.
TEACHES OR HEALS TRANSFORMATIONS.

Once you're truly committed to a project, the service and support you offer are tremendous. Deal with important rituals on a daily basis. Have one arena in your life where you can work to establish perfect order. When all seems lost, learn new skills.


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