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Celebrity Horoscope for Mike Patton

Celebrity Astrology Profile
for
Mike Patton

Born January 27, 1968

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Elements and Qualities:

Fewer than two planets in Fire signs
ABOUT LIGHTING YOUR FIRE

You might come across as being cool, aloof and dispassionate. You may even have cold hands or feet, become easily chilled and have a slow metabolism. Without a lot of work, life's fast lane is probably not for you.

TIP: Add more red coloring to your wardrobe and your environment. Add ginseng to your diet. Eat more spicy foods, especially cayenne pepper. Enjoy more moderate physical exercise early in your day. Get a home that faces south. Live in a warm, sunny environment. Use a fireplace or a wood stove. Burn candles.


Four or more planets in Earth signs
YOU COULD MANAGE A BUSINESS

You tend to be the practical sort: down to earth and concerned with material comfort and security. You favor "the real world." Inspirations, feelings and ideas don't mean so much to you as do practical applications, immediate ramifications and tangible results. Concrete facts are your thing. If you can't see it, smell it, hear it, feel it, taste it or touch it, you figure it isn't significant. Dreams and theoretical considerations might not mean much to you.

Being pragmatic, you don't usually take chances with your time, money, energy or your feelings. You tend to be dependable, although folks in the fast lane may find you a bit conservative and dull.

If you find that you're becoming bored or depressed, you should realize that your values are misplaced, and that your sense of security is false. If you're not happy, change your status quo and embrace the unknown. When paralyzed by fears and inhibitions, breathe deeply and move slowly and deliberately towards what you want.

If you put your mind to it, you could cultivate your green thumb. Outward beauty is important to you. Working with your hands can pay off. You can shape the materials of the earth into sellable products. You're well suited to have your own business, provided that you've chosen it.



SUN in your chart -- your "stellar" qualities:

Sun in Aquarius
FRIENDLY SELF-EXPRESSION
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE

Essentially, you're friendly and like people. But if the people are emotionally needy, then you need space. If there are confirming signals in other sections of this report, you can march to the beat of a different drummer. You can have an eccentric temperament and can be just a bit stubborn, unpredictable and contrary.

TIP: Become an idea person.

You can become a fabulous communicator, perceptive, intelligent and highly intuitive. Strengthen your originality and independence. You're no snob or hypocrite. On the contrary, you have the potential to develop tremendous social skills. The more you adopt the "live and let live" attitude, the more friends you will make.



MOON in your chart -- your personal "lunar landscape":

Moon in Capricorn
DETERMINED INSTINCTS
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

You like to maintain your dignity and keep your emotional life in check. Normally, you're somewhat cautious, shy and reserved. Under stress, you can get very cold and business like. Your critics may say that you have no feelings. Probably you got this way from your mom who was not the most huggy kissy person in the world.

Let go of harsh self judgements. Focus on realistic self improvement projects. You can be uptight and rigid. You could benefit from professional body work, massage, chiropractic care and the lot. Pay more attention to your body and its basic animal needs.

Respond more to your feelings. Take a calculated risk to find out who really loves you. Try a classical approach to love. The more clearly you can define your concept of fun, the more fun you will have.

TIP: To enjoy success, you must first respect the rights of others.

You're pragmatic. You can work hard and obtain many of your ambitions. Money, power and status interest you, and you're responsible enough to get them. Discipline, patience and commitment will win the day for you. It's O.K. for you to reach the top spot.



MERCURY in your chart -- your "mercurial" character:

Mercury in Aquarius
FRIENDLY CONCEPTS.
NOTE: THIS POSITION CONFERS EXTRA POWER.

You've lucked out in the sense that your mind is keen, quick, accurate and naturally prone to original thinking. Progressive, modern thoughts attract your interest. You can be a reformer, inventer and multi-media whiz kid. You will live and learn.



VENUS in your chart -- your "Venusian" sensibilities:

Venus in Capricorn
DETERMINED AFFINITY.

In matters of love, loyalty and consistency matters to you. This is a good start. There is more. Work to create a healthy place for romance and sex. You can do better with mature partners; people who are experienced and wizened.



MARS in your chart -- your "martial" self:

Mars in Pisces
COMPASSIONATE MOTIVATIONS.

The water can both energize and relax you. Make your bathroom a more lavish place. Install a water fountain and an aquarium in your home. You're naturally pliant. To increase your agility and love for life: swim, sail, dance, surf and do in-pool exercises.



JUPITER in your chart -- your "jovial" character traits:

Jupiter in Virgo
HELPFUL ENCOURAGEMENT.

Duty is important to you. With sufficient practical knowledge, your organizational skills can win the day. Publish some of your social criticisms. You can do something big with your skepticism.



SATURN in your chart -- your "saturnian" self:

Saturn in Aries
ASSERTIVE DECISIONS.
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

You can get past your limits by developing your personal resources and your character. It is your task to become self-reliant. You don't like to wait.



URANUS in your chart -- your "uraniuan" traits:

Uranus in Virgo
HELPFUL LIBERATION.

Your work life can be erratic; reform your work place. Make some inquiries. You get a 7-year itch to have an unusual job, and learn to do your job in unusual ways. Parts of your diet are unsettling.



NEPTUNE in your chart -- your "neptunian" side:

Neptune in Scorpio
INTENSE FANTASY.
NEEDS REVELATIONS.

Write the affirmation "Divine prosperity brings me plenty of fabulous riches and fabulous orgasms. Divine prosperity helps those who help themselves." 7 times a day for seven weeks. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks, concentrate your mind exclusively on the meanings of "power".



PLUTO in your chart -- your "plutonian" tendencies:

Pluto in Virgo
HELPFUL CLEANSING.
TEACHES OR HEALS TRANSFORMATIONS.

Once you're truly committed to a project, the service and support you offer are tremendous. Deal with important rituals on a daily basis. Have one arena in your life where you can work to establish perfect order. When all seems lost, learn new skills.


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