Celebrity Horoscope for Barry Bonds

You tend to be the practical sort: down to earth and concerned with material comfort and security. You favor "the real world." Inspirations, feelings and ideas don't mean so much to you as do practical applications, immediate ramifications and tangible results. Concrete facts are your thing. If you can't see it, smell it, hear it, feel it, taste it or touch it, you figure it isn't significant. Dreams and theoretical considerations might not mean much to you.

Being pragmatic, you don't usually take chances with your time, money, energy or your feelings. You tend to be dependable, although folks in the fast lane may find you a bit conservative and dull.

If you find that you're becoming bored or depressed, you should realize that your values are misplaced, and that your sense of security is false. If you're not happy, change your status quo and embrace the unknown. When paralyzed by fears and inhibitions, breathe deeply and move slowly and deliberately towards what you want.

If you put your mind to it, you could cultivate your green thumb. Outward beauty is important to you. Working with your hands can pay off. You can shape the materials of the earth into sellable products. You're well suited to have your own business, provided that you've chosen it.

Five or more planets in Mutable signs
YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS

You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.

You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.

It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.

TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want.

Fewer than two planets in Cardinal signs
BEGIN SOMETHING NEW

If you are what you do, what have you done for yourself lately? Give yourself permission to move ahead and take the next step.

At the core, you're practically perfect. Published accounts in new age books say that you are perfect just the way you are. You're entitled to the Lion's share of fun, if you can roar with pride.

Develop your willpower. Find creative ways to get yourself into the spotlight where you can shine.

TIP: You are playing the game of life stakes higher than you may realize.

When compared to other people, you are more powerfully attuned to the power of the sun. Therefore, the other sections in this chapter are most crucial to your destiny. To increase your good luck, treat yourself to a most excellent piece of gold jewelry.

You like to maintain your dignity and keep your emotional life in check. Normally, you're somewhat cautious, shy and reserved. Under stress, you can get very cold and business like. Your critics may say that you have no feelings. Probably you got this way from your mom who was not the most huggy kissy person in the world.

Let go of harsh self judgements. Focus on realistic self improvement projects. You can be uptight and rigid. You could benefit from professional body work, massage, chiropractic care and the lot. Pay more attention to your body and its basic animal needs.

Respond more to your feelings. Take a calculated risk to find out who really loves you. Try a classical approach to love. The more clearly you can define your concept of fun, the more fun you will have.

TIP: To enjoy success, you must first respect the rights of others.

You're pragmatic. You can work hard and obtain many of your ambitions. Money, power and status interest you, and you're responsible enough to get them. Discipline, patience and commitment will win the day for you. It's O.K. for you to reach the top spot.

People can come to count upon your sunny disposition and your fiery temper. Speak from the heart and all will be well in your world.

Good conversation and a variety of interests matter to you. You appreciate diversity. Once you develop an intellectual rapport with someone, the flirting really escalates. You can increase your powers of attraction literally through the wink of an eye.

You have plenty of intellectual energy and you go get what you want by speaking up, speaking out and saying what's on your mind. People with new ideas and new ways of thinking turn you on. Your voice is emotionally charged and can inspire others to action.

Prosperity and abundance are part of your natural philosophy. You like the nice things that money can buy. Perhaps sometimes you're overly self-indulgent and other times you're generous. Having the right values will insure your success.

You need to learn to truly let go. Be realistic about psychology and the human dilemma. More than most people, you are limited by the amount of responsibility you take for yourself. TIP: Deal with the needs of the present.

Your work life can be erratic; reform your work place. Make some inquiries. You get a 7-year itch to have an unusual job, and learn to do your job in unusual ways. Parts of your diet are unsettling.

Write the affirmation "Divine prosperity brings me plenty of fabulous riches and fabulous orgasms. Divine prosperity helps those who help themselves." 7 times a day for seven weeks. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks, concentrate your mind exclusively on the meanings of "power".

Once you're truly committed to a project, the service and support you offer are tremendous. Deal with important rituals on a daily basis. Have one arena in your life where you can work to establish perfect order. When all seems lost, learn new skills.