Celebrity Horoscope for Barry Humphries

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.

Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.

Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

Essentially, you're friendly and like people. But if the people are emotionally needy, then you need space. If there are confirming signals in other sections of this report, you can march to the beat of a different drummer. You can have an eccentric temperament and can be just a bit stubborn, unpredictable and contrary.

TIP: Become an idea person.

You can become a fabulous communicator, perceptive, intelligent and highly intuitive. Strengthen your originality and independence. You're no snob or hypocrite. On the contrary, you have the potential to develop tremendous social skills. The more you adopt the "live and let live" attitude, the more friends you will make.

Your emotional life is hot. You're brilliant and imaginative. You quickly respond to your feelings. Your reactive powers are fast. Your ability to make quick decisions is a great gift. You're somewhat competitive and have natural leadership abilities. When you're aroused, you will fight for what is right.

Under stress, you may be rash and hasty. You can react before you think. To cut back on stress and find satisfaction, share your winning ways with an audience. There is a public out there who wants you to self-actualize.

TIP: Instead of giving folks advice, appeal to their self interest.

You may have some but not all headaches which are related to an internalized and unconscious need for punishment. Free yourself from such punishment programs. To cut back on stress and find the satisfaction you need, have your head massaged then start a self improvement project.

In love, you prefer a here and now, what have you done for me lately, what can I do for you today approach. You will benefit from the purchase of some of the tools of love.

Some but not all of your needs are new and different. You also need some people, places and things that are fast, hot and red. Make it part of your lifestyle to eat some red hot chili peppers.

It would seem that you absorb ideas and tend to learn through osmosis rather than study. You're somewhat psychic, intuitive, telepathic and receptive to the thoughts of others. This may even be unconscious.

Friendship, social contacts and freedom matter to you. You have more than a usual appreciation for things modern and progressive. You find the concept of newness greatly appealing. For more sex appeal, get more high tech appeal.

The water can both energize and relax you. Make your bathroom a more lavish place. Install a water fountain and an aquarium in your home. You're naturally pliant. To increase your agility and love for life: swim, sail, dance, surf and do in-pool exercises.

Capitalize on your poise, hospitality and sense of justice. With the right partner you can do anything. Work with people you can rely upon. Also, learn to count more upon yourself. You can do big things with your charm and sincerity.

Destiny has given you social responsibilities and problems to solve. Your growth is contingent upon a break from the past. New friendships and new associations bring new security. Accelerate the rate at which you network.

You have a measure of daring and courage. It's possible that you can experience quick and unsettling outbursts of unusual energies. You get a 7-year itch to be an impetuous little devil. Steer clear of political fanaticism. Feel free to blaze a new technological trail.

Become more receptive to new methods and tools to make your work place more conducive to creativity and productivity. Get more plants for your office, learn new ways to blend the spiritual with the material.

You've an extra intense need for physical and emotional security. The hell of it is that domestic tranquillity has probably eluded you. Once you cultivate a live-and-let-live attitude, your emotional life will improve considerably.